Meet Ave

My full name is Ave Maria Bernadette Green. Here are some things about me.

  • I was the Illinois State ping pong champion in 7th grade.

  • The names of the companies I started were P. Puff Industries and 3 Lbs. of Love.

  • I received a residual check for a movie for one penny.

  • I have a masking tape collection.

  • I miss the Barneys New York store. 

  • My favorite shoes are Roger Vivier.

  • I think my Shih-Tzu is part human.

  • I have always done the thing that has scared me the most.

  • For the last 10 years, I have dressed up as Justin Bieber for Halloween.

  • I know for certain you cannot “pray away” depression.

  • My most life-changing films are Fame and Ordinary People.

  • My motto is, “Pray. God listens.”

  • The worst acting job I ever had was as an Easter Bunny at a local mall.

  • Favorite Quote: “We are at our meanest when we feel the greatest tenderness.” by Jane Bowles.